Go follow @okcupidmakesmesad real talk that shit is the funniest around
Aight so get this: cats are chill motherfuckers cause they got born already blazed as fuck but they mean when they get high ya feel?
Real talk back in the day when I used to be the host of bill nye the science guy that chemistry shit in the back wasn’t props. Me & those kids were doin the dumb shit ya feel?
Real talk: treat ppl w/ respect cause u aint wanna be on the bad side of the homie wot finds out how cancer stops ya feel?
Man the fact that kids get hype as fuck when y’all teachers do a bill nye video instead of class gets me a lil choked up ngl.
"Too many motherfuckers challenging my astronomy"
- world wide chopper
&im just like damn homie chill Pluto just aint a planet ight?
The glass break and Im like damn homie u seein this?
U ever do that thing where u put cold stuff in a hot glass? Lemme tell u about that real quick
Real talk tho the internet is fucking sick like damn I can see titties in .02 seconds if I want and I aint even know how they got there
I dunno man are any of us even real?